The Fanciful Fiction Auxiliary is a most excellent website publishing hilarious spoof romance stories - like Barbara Cartland on hallucinogens.

They commissioned one from me, and then another and another. They are here:

The Love Organ

Decision by Moonlight. (This one is written by Ulrich Haarburste's protegee Frau Schneemann.)

Spring Romance

Lobelia Quest Gives Writing Advice

You should also investigate the rest of this wondrous site, a one-stop shop for bosom-heaving, loin-surging and rib-tickling. It is by the people who did the brilliant and award-winning Burger Force comic, among other things, and is great fun.