This is where I store pieces I've retired from the front page
due to their no longer being topical, or their being written in haste and slightly rubbish,
and a few miscellaneous personal things which have no connection with the site.
Silas
Archbishop
John Phoenix
Some Poems
Lambert
Murr
Ramsey Cambridgeshire
Ethel Sartre
Raymond Ruarke
Krappler
What I will be doing for the Millennium
Castrate the bastards!
75 Well-chosen Words
Future
Support the Fuel Protests
TV Guide
Repeat
A Great Day for Children Everywhere
Stiffen the Sinews and Summon the Blood
Too Hard to Swallow
University of the Damned
Street Wise
Hutton
Bottle
Extreme Opera
Dresscrime
Blah
How To Sabotage Your Page Ranking
50 Films
Browned Off
Ta-ta
Something I never properly finished due to lack of technical expertise:
Shagtator
(Only Brits will remember the folderol that was current at the time)
Bikini Napalm Babes On Hogs (Real Hogs, Not The Puffy Bike)
Kinky Librarians With Morris Travellers
In Which A Hyperbolic Comparison Causes Me To Lose It
Toasters!
Serapion Books
(The following three things were written
specifically to apply for a job advertised
at an American website:)
War News
Hollywood Gay Mafia
Cons. Theory Test
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