Slash Fiction Archive

(I'm in the process of collating the net's biggest directory of erotic fan fiction or 'slash'. The following links are for over-18s of a broadminded disposition only. Some of them don't work at the moment as the various authors are having trouble finding a server that will host stuff this hot.)


TV Slash

Blue Peter:

Judd/Purves
Purves/Noakes
Noakes/Shep
Judd/Purves/Singleton/Sticky-back plastic (V.hot)

Dr. Who:

Cybermen/Daleks
Daleks/Sarah-Jane Smith
Four Doctors/Sarah-Jane Smith

The Golden Girls:

Dorothy/Rose/Betty/Sophia

Home Front:

Diarmuid/Lawrence -

1.) Diarmuid is hurt when the clients don't like his garden. Lawrence comforts him
2.) Diarmuid bums Lawrence in a pagoda
3.) Lawrence mesmerizes Diarmuid with his big words and frilly shirts, and bums him

Newsnight:

Paxman/Vine
Kirsty/Paxman
Paxman/M.Howard

Rainbow:

Jeffrey/Bungle
Bungle/Zippy
Rod/Jane/Freddy
Jeffrey/Zippy/George, Jeffrey hurt
   (- Jeffrey gets his dick caught in Zippy's zip, George comforts him)

Muppets:

Miss Piggy/Kermit
Kermit/Gonzo

Alternate world:
Muppets at Boarding School

Thunderbirds:

Lady Penelope/Parker
Scott Tracey/Wayne Tracey

Thunderbirds cross-over

Brains/Joe 90
Lady Penelope/Marina from Stingray
Lady Penelope/Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men

Top Gear:

Clarkson/Lamborghini
Clarkson/Bugatti

Trumpton:

Miss Lovelace/Trumpton Fire Brigade

Wurzel Gummidge:

Wurzel Gummidge gives Aunt Sally head


Academic Slash

Historians:

A.J.P. Taylor/Hugh Trevor-Roper
A.J.P. Taylor/Kenneth Clark

Philosophers:

Wittgenstein/Popper (S&M)
Sartre/Camus

Psychoanalysts:

Freud/Jung
Freud/Jung/Jones


Biblical Slash:

David/Abishag
Solomon/Sheba
Onan/Onan


Political Slash:

Blair/Brown 1
Blair/Brown 2 (v. gross)
Blair/Brown 3
(- Brown leads coup against Blair, Blair washed up, Brown feels sorry and comforts him)
Cherie Blair/Brown
Cherie Blair/T. Blair/Brown
John Prescott/Cherie Blair
Robin Cook/Margaret Beckett
Robin Cook/Cherie Blair
Robin Cook/Claire Short
Robin Cook/packet of donuts
Boris Johnson/Dennis Skinner
Blair/Thatcher
Portillo/Portillo

Blair/Bush
Bush/Chirac

Alternate world:
Bush, Blair, Chirac and Saddam are new girls at a girls' boarding school

Political Commentators:

Hitchens/Vidal
C. Hitchens/P. Hitchens/Julie Burchill
Sullivan/Limbaugh
Vidal/Buckley


Pop Stars Slash:

Alvin Stardust/Kenny Rogers
Chas/Dave
Demis Roussos/Britney Spears
Emerson/Lake/Palmer
Kiki Dee/Kajagoogoo
Renee/Renata
Roy Orbison/Britney Spears
Roy Orbison/Celine Dion
Roy Orbison/Tatu
Roy Orbison/Take That
Roy Orbison Being Wrapped In Clingfilm


Zoologists Slash:

David Attenborough/Johnny Morris
David Attenborough/baboon




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March 9th 03