How come Saatchi's married to Nigella Lawson, probably the most beautiful woman in the country,
and all his art is so fucking ugly? Hypocrite. He should be married to like half a woman who's
been chainsawed down the middle, or a woman made out of frozen piss or something.
Or like a fucking slinky that's twenty feet tall so it really makes you think about how size
is an element of the Slinkyness of the slinky.
Turd.