THE C-WORD HISTORY OF THE WORLD

OLD TESTAMENT GOD: I am a cunt. You cannot comprehend how big a one for, lo, my cuntage passeth all understanding.

BUDDHA: Existence is a cunt.

PLATO: Imagine there's this cunt in a cave who never goes out.

ARISTOPHANES: We're all cunts especially Cleon.

JESUS: Try not to be a cunt.

MOHAMMED: Kill all unbeliever cunts.

THOMAS AQUINAS: God isn't a cunt.

MACCHIAVELLI: Cunts rule.

LUTHER: The Pope's a cunt.

CROMWELL: The King's a cunt.

NEWTON: Cunt gravity dropped an apple on my bastard head.

ADAM SMITH: Only a cunt would expect someone to work for nothing.

MALTHUS: Soon there'll be more cunts alive than there are things to stuff them with.

DARWIN: If your mum was a cunt and your dad was a cunt there's a strong chance you'll be a cunt.

MARX: The rich are cunts.

NIETZSCHE: The weak are cunts.

EINSTEIN: Newton was a cunt.

WITTGENSTEIN: If you have the sense to keep your gob shut no-one will know you're a cunt.

HITLER: Commies, capitalists and Jews are cunts.

EVERYONE ELSE: Germans are cunts.

DARKIES: White people are cunts.

FEMINISTS: Men are cunts.

TRANNIES: We can have cunts.


(2022)


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