BUDDHA: Existence is a cunt.
PLATO: Imagine there's this cunt in a cave who never goes out.
ARISTOPHANES: We're all cunts especially Cleon.
JESUS: Try not to be a cunt.
MOHAMMED: Kill all unbeliever cunts.
THOMAS AQUINAS: God isn't a cunt.
MACCHIAVELLI: Cunts rule.
LUTHER: The Pope's a cunt.
CROMWELL: The King's a cunt.
NEWTON: Cunt gravity dropped an apple on my bastard head.
ADAM SMITH: Only a cunt would expect someone to work for nothing.
MALTHUS: Soon there'll be more cunts alive than there are things to stuff them with.
DARWIN: If your mum was a cunt and your dad was a cunt there's a strong chance you'll be a cunt.
MARX: The rich are cunts.
NIETZSCHE: The weak are cunts.
EINSTEIN: Newton was a cunt.
WITTGENSTEIN: If you have the sense to keep your gob shut no-one will know you're a cunt.
HITLER: Commies, capitalists and Jews are cunts.
EVERYONE ELSE: Germans are cunts.
DARKIES: White people are cunts.
FEMINISTS: Men are cunts.
TRANNIES: We can have cunts.