This is where I store pieces I've retired from the front page due to their no longer being topical, or their being written in haste and slightly rubbish, and a few miscellaneous personal things which have no connection with the site, and so on.
TH White and Orwell
Lambert
Christ on the Baltic
Murr
Kilroy Was Here (an old novel)
A Very Strange Interview avec Moi
What I will be doing for the Millennium
Towards a New Understanding of Toes
A Great Day for Children Everywhere
Stiffen the Sinews and Summon the Blood
What Happened to the Old Site?
Something I never properly finished due to lack of technical expertise:
Shagtator
(Only Brits will remember the folderol that was current at the time)
Bikini Napalm Babes On Hogs (Real Hogs, Not The Puffy Bike)
Kinky Librarians With Morris Travellers
*[NB above link is to Internet Archive Cache of my old site, as I can't be bothered finding and uploading all the bits of it. Note the old Phoenix Marabou Nighty Brigade bit is linked off there too, for those who've asked.]
The Marriage Competition Saga [This is likewise an Internet Archive link, to the 'Questions Answered' section of the old site; rummage around for the Marriage Contest bits. Edit: oh, wait, part 5 appears not to be archived, so here: Part 5.]
How To Start Your Own Literary Agency
Foolish Names I Have Called my Cat
In Which A Hyperbolic Comparison Causes Me To Lose It
(The following three things were written
specifically to apply for a job advertised
at an American website:)
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