Schoolgirl held in police cells for 3 1/2 hours for suspected racism
British police take names of Charle Hebdo buyers
Shopkeeper threatened with arrest for shaming thief
Police refuse to recover stolen van from traveller site
Petrol theft 'not a crime' say police
Man who dropped a ten pound note is fined £50 for littering
Police Arrest Dangerous One Man And His Dog Presenter
And people who make jokes on the internet
Police only attend burglaries at even-numbered houses
Coming soon, will only investigate murders when there's an R in the month
Murderers on the run won't be named due to right to privacy
Police interrogate 15-year-old for looking at UKIP website
Police prevent man from driving sick wife to hospital, threaten him with murder charge
Police fine stranded hillwalkers for walking on hills
Shana Grice, whom the police fined for five times trying to report the stalker who later killed her
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