Michael Kelly

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RIP Gene Wilder.

Anyone with any taste knows that 'The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother' is one of the funniest films ever and is as mystified as I am that it's still so underrated that it was barely even mentioned in most of the obituaries, rather than being hailed as his greatest achievment.

But is it just me or is 'The World's Greatest Lover' roaringly funny too? It seems to have flopped badly and been pretty much hushed up, to an extent that I only even heard of it recently. I was already in a giddy mood when I saw it, partly from rewatching Smarter Brother, but I would swear it's a peach.

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My other book

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Also, I may be publishing one or two even newer and much stranger books later in the year

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I have a new piece up at Fanciful Fiction

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The Lost Art of Seduction

Why I Love Victor Mature's Eyelids

How To Be Calm

A Bad Kid

Korsakov's

Where I Went for My Holidays

Bio Hazard

A Rare Find

Station XXX

Blood Thirsty

Bible Studies

Online Support Groups

Online Sperm Bank

Some Obscure Saints

Pass Notes

The Detectives' Exchange Scheme

French Intellectuals in Afghanistan

Dear Clarissa

Can We Smoke On Planes Now?

Was ist das 'Go'?

New Humanist Pieces

Your Questions Answered

Rogue Mail

How to Avoid Christmas

Gene Genie

Pour le Cinephiles

Slash Fiction Archive

Interview Archive

Love Birds

Breaking News

Strange Meeting

The City on the Edge of Tomorrow

Around the Galleries

Balls

Ouch

Klotilda: A Fragment

How to Talk Foolish

Fire Brand

Test your Lateral Thinking

Spy Kid

Moo

Film Fun

Harrumph

Just Gotta Dance

Blockheads

Second Delivery

Just Found This

Is More

Next Act

Wind

Journal of Distraction

Classical Stalker

Rights and Wrongs

Wardrobe Malfunction

Treacher Teacher

Jack Boots

Is Sequel

Doomsday Book

That's Gotta Hurt

Sooty and Sweep Macbeth

In Memoriam

The Martyrdom of Larry Grayson

Deleted Scene from 'Godawful Life'

Around the Forums

Bum Notes

Here Comes the Happy Bus

A Christmas Ghost Story

A Small But Dispiriting Incident

Nnnn

What Happened to the Old Site?

Buzzkill

Grrr

Pour les Bande-Dessinéastes

Chinese Junk

Get a Grip

CRU Files

Grievance Poetry

Slob Poetry

The Little Worm

Lars

Fanciful Fiction Romances


About Me

Lumber Room

Links

Picture Credits


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