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http://www.complete-review.com/saloon/archive/201204b.htm#bh9
Until further notice - until I sell my new book, in fact -
I am changing my name to Lårs Møøsefucker, in an attempt to cash in on
the Skandimania epidemic in publishing and TV.
Here are some of the books I am going to write:
Coming soon, publishers realise that JK Rowling, Thingy McCall Thingy and that other bloke all
live on the same street and all rush to sign up every other person who lives on the street.
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That bit in Walkabout where he's doing his mating dance and he's painted strange colours and prancing around like a mad bugger and waving yellow flowers in the air, I think that's what all men look like when they fall in love, I identified completely with the poor bastard.
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FAQ: Re my new book, check back soon for news, touch wood.
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Buy my old book! See here for details
Ulrich Haarburste's book is also still available
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Why I Love Victor Mature's Eyelids
The Detectives' Exchange Scheme
French Intellectuals in Afghanistan
The City on the Edge of Tomorrow
The Martyrdom of Larry Grayson
Deleted Scene from 'Godawful Life'
A Small But Dispiriting Incident
What Happened to the Old Site?
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