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Ulrich's book has been republished by Dover in the US. Some of my own stash of copies of the
original are also still available.
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MY NEW BOOK IS AVAILABLE. Click here to buy
My other book
Ulrich Haarburste's book
Also, I may be publishing one or two even newer and much stranger books next year
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I am currently available for hire to do almost anything, up to and including murder and
chicken-sodomy.
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The Lost Art of Seduction
Why I Love Victor Mature's Eyelids
How To Be Calm
A Bad Kid
Korsakov's
Where I Went for My Holidays
Bio Hazard
A Rare Find
Station XXX
Blood Thirsty
Bible Studies
Online Support Groups
Online Sperm Bank
Some Obscure Saints
Pass Notes
The Detectives' Exchange Scheme
French Intellectuals in Afghanistan
Dear Clarissa
Can We Smoke On Planes Now?
Was ist das 'Go'?
New Humanist Pieces
Your Questions Answered
Rogue Mail
How to Avoid Christmas
Gene Genie
Pour le Cinephiles
Slash Fiction Archive
Interview Archive
Love Birds
Breaking News
Strange Meeting
The City on the Edge of Tomorrow
Around the Galleries
Balls
Ouch
Klotilda: A Fragment
How to Talk Foolish
Fire Brand
Test your Lateral Thinking
Yikes
Spy Kid
Moo
Film Fun
Harrumph
Just Gotta Dance
Second Delivery
How To Sabotage Your Page Ranking
Darkness Risible
Just Found This
Is More
Next Act
Wind
Journal of Distraction
Classical Stalker
Rights and Wrongs
Wardrobe Malfunction
Treacher Teacher
Jack Boots
Is Sequel
Doomsday Book
That's Gotta Hurt
Sooty and Sweep Macbeth
In Memoriam
The Martyrdom of Larry Grayson
Deleted Scene from 'Godawful Life'
Around the Forums
Bum Notes
Here Comes the Happy Bus
A Christmas Ghost Story
A Small But Dispiriting Incident
Nnnn
Buzzkill
Grrr
Pour les Bande-Dessinéastes
Chinese Junk
Get a Grip
CRU Files
Grievance Poetry
Slob Poetry
The Little Worm
Lars
Fanciful Fiction Romances
Clara and Miles Radio Script
The 237 New Genders
Unorthodontristry
A Good Year For Neurosis
Cache '22
How Every Film Starts
The Saddest Story
The Rude Word History Of The World
More Scribble
About Me
Lumber Room
Links
Picture Credits
Ulrich Haarburste
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